netherworldpost:

no-this-is-ryan:

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

(via pulchrabelle)

abra-ka-dammit:

(via pileofknives)

re-med-y:

sometimes reddit does good things

(via howthemabelshaveturned)

legitimately:

legitimately:

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

(via howthemabelshaveturned)

axhicleos:

I wanna reach the level of confidence of Stephenie Meyer repeatedly asking Gerard Way to make music for the movie of the self insert fanfiction she wrote about him

(via guiltybystanders)

mudstoneabyss:

everyone teaches you Oh watch out for peer pressure you’re gonna get peer pressured into drinking and drugs and gangs no. You get peer pressured in reading Dracula via emails

(via pulchrabelle)

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

oregonians not knowing how to pump their own gas is some of the funniest shit and needs to be trotted out more often tbh. L + ratio + your government deems you too feeble minded to feed your car

acceptance vs denial

(via guiltybystanders)

rthko:

Hate when people post about how bad they are at driving like it’s a quirky personality trait. “Not me never using my turn signal! 😜 I’m so gay” actually you are a menace to society

(via famousinthatanonymousway)

urbanfantasyinspiration:

edalynn:

This is literally the funniest photo I’ve ever taken of gunne in my life

Baby want SHRAMP

(via guiltybystanders)